Wipe It Before You Grip It!

The Hygenie is here to say: just say NO to sticky sticks and buttons!

Peripheral hygeine can result in a number of health-critical issues facing our youth today:

Communicable diseases. GROSS!

Reduced controller stick accuracy

Increased chance for peripheral breakage and repair costs

Satanic worship

Looks bad

Say NO to Grody Tips

Say NO to grody fingertips!

Snacking while playing is a detrimental neurological issue impacting OVER 20,000 gamers today!

That's like the entire population of Lewiston, Maine touching their controllers with unhygenic hands. Pretty gross, huh?

But it's not a problem we have to take offline, we can fight sticky grips and sticks together.